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Rocket Science and Copperhead Snakes

From Mrs. Cog's Corner

I have come to the conclusion that successfully growing your own food has little to do with IQ points. This is just further confirmation that everything I once rated as a valid measure of my competence only works in life within very select settings. Surviving outside the urban jungle is not one of those places where it matters all that much.

While it may be necessary to have land in order to grow a garden, making something edible grow might as well be rocket science or brain surgery to someone who has never done it before. I get the distinct impression that a boatload of outdoorsie common sense is what's called for. And an important note to anyone living in the 'burbs' who thinks that green lawn outside can easily be converted into a growing machine: LOL.

Last week in between sinking fence posts and writing articles, Cog tilled the old garden (inside the new garden perimeter) for me. This was an area with several small garden beds surrounded by a grassy lawn which we kept cut last summer. Turning the lawn for the first time with the monster Husqvarna rear tine tiller was hard enough work. He came back through and turned it again a few days later.

May 8 2014 plantingWhat this left me with was a dry top layer of sandy reddish clay with clumps of our former yard turned under the dirt. Mixed in with those grassy lumps of grass and root was a moist sticky loam with small rocks and big worms. That was a good sign. I tested the soil and the pH was a solid 7 neutral. Not too acidic, not too alkaline. I'll take it.

As I planted over the past few days, each area had to be hand cultivated and raked, removing the largest clumps as I went. The cabbage, broccoli and cauliflower were planted, second only to the radishes and onions. Next came the tomatoes, six different varieties. Then the cucumbers, both pickling and long green varieties. Don't forget the green peppers. Finally, a patch of zucchini went in. I find the garden incredibly peaceful, often working barefoot in the cool soil.

Mrs Cog in Garden

We are forecast to receive two days of sunshine followed by three days of storms. But they are almost never correct up here. Even when our neighbors just down the road receive everything the weathermen predicted, out here on the very edge of the mountain we have our own micro-climate, and it almost always is doing something different. Our growing season is an entire week to ten days behind the lady who owns the local greenhouse, and she is only a half mile away as the crow flies.

A few local friends were up on our property scoping out the frequently visiting group of wild turkeys this morning. Later in the day Cog got a text from them that no turkeys had been spotted, but they did kill a copperhead in our back yard. Yuck!

I Googled getting bit by one and there is incredible pain involved. I'm rethinking the whole "barefoot whenever I can be" policy I have adopted thus far.

copperhead By the way another 10-12 inches of the snake, the business end, is hidden under the straw in the picture above.

Moonshine, Apple Blossoms and Mixing Cog-crete

From Mrs. Cog's Corner

I keep expecting to reach a new normal or at least business as usual (whatever that will be) here in our new life on the mountain. We seem to be efficient at tackling the "one time projects", such as erecting ten foot garden fence posts that should stand for 20-30 years, but more things just keep lining up. Maybe that is the new modus operandi?

We had our most productive day yet today setting ten posts into the ground. I didn't distract Cog this time while he dug by hand the one post hole left to be excavated that was precariously close to the buried power and phone lines. I did the honors of mixing most of the cog-crete while he leveled and braced the posts as best as can be done for non-straight tree poles. I then filled them up with my cog-coction.

fence today

The apple orchard is in full bloom and the bees are back in force. It is interesting that each of the different varieties of apple trees have slightly different flowers. Butterflies, bees and even an occasional hummingbird were all present as I snapped a few photos.

apple blossoms 4 26

Cog was kind enough to accompany me down the mountain yesterday to fill a very large order of mason jars which I had planned to purchase for a long while. We had two shopping carts filled to overflowing with every size Mason jar you could imagine. When we finally made it to the checkout line two employees were waiting and boy were they ever snickering.

"I see you're making moonshine," one said to Cog.

After a hearty belly laugh Cog politely denied the suggestion. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

"Yeah, right, ok," she laughed as we unloaded each cart so she could hand scan the jars case by case, then reload some of them into a third cart.

Not a minute later a customer pulled up to the register adjourning us and while passing Cog commented, "Moonshine?" Cog just politely smiled.

A few minutes later another customer came by and said, "Oh, you're making moonshine, can I give you my number?"

It was at this point Cog realized that the perceived implications of our purchase could snowball, so he loudly said, "We are gifting the jars to our daughters." That just got the assembled entourage laughing and snickering even harder.

As we self consciously maneuvered the three loaded carts through the parking lot, only to play Tetris as we tried to stuff two pallets of canning jars into a one pallet SUV, we both realized we weren’t in Kansas anymore while laughing with each other over the scene we must have just presented to the locals. There just wasn’t any way we could have been more conspicuous if we had tried. Such is the new life for us former city people “On the Mountain”.

new jarsthe basement after shopping